and it goes something like this;

old meathead A: hi. my name's john. what's your name?
me: my dad's name is john.
john: oh really?
me: yes it is.
john: so what's your name?
me: shahirah. (and i turn back and ignore him after)
john to his meathead B: her dad's name is john and her name is shakira.
meathead B: shakira?? she's lying man. her name can't be shakira.

you know why my name can't be shakira? because it isn't but a lot of people sure seem to think it is. i should just save the trouble and change my name completely.

or.... that should just be my new "model name".
for it would be awesome.