Sunday, November 15, 2009

everyone loves a geezer, don't we?

last night, this geezer told me my horoscope in the form of some intense, spiritual conversation..
"i can tell, that you don't trust people much. you build this wall around you, and don't let anyone in...blah blah blah why is that its only you and that girl (christabel) who comes out all the time, where are all your other girlfriends. you mustn't like girls very much. you probably are very self-loathing that's why you don't club with other girls much.. and what was it that you were studying? marketing? what a bad thing to study. you can't get a job if you study that. bad choice. you should of done engineering. who would hire a person who studied marketing??"

WTF. i mean COME. ON.
even my mum has heard those lines more than once. my mum.
your lines, have already expired a long ass time ago.

and yes, there isn't anyone in the marketing industry. no one advertises, no marketing campaigns, nothing. all this sounds gibberish doesn't it, to you? i bet.

the best part was that he looked really serious and asked S for back up, that he's an AWESOME GUY. ahhh you know. i don't really feel like agreeing to that. no.. not really.

and if you noticed, some guys also think that if they bring you down, they can get anything they want out of you.
jesus, who the hell taught you that?!
why would you want to go out with someone who called you self-loathing and UNSOCIABLE? - i just remembered thats what the guy called me last night as well. very nicely done. and to end this wonderful conversation, he topped it off with:
"you need to hang out with me more you know. i can show you the ways of life."

o do teach me the ways confucius.

& while you're at it, FUCK OFF.

back to sleep. it's only 11:38am.
so pissed off arrhh.

3 comments:

someonespecial said...

What a conversation.

It;s a weird world and everyone thinks they are somebody..

I am a nobody :)

Traveller said...

Shahirah that was pretty hilarious. :)

Miss Price said...

people say funny things all the time! it's just whether you happen to be the one who's there listening to their crap. haha