last night, i had the most stupid guy come up and talk to me;
with his smelly breath, Guy said: so what are you up to?
me: Nothing much (i turn away right after)
guy: can i see you wallet?
me: why the hell would i want to show you my wallet??!
guy: OH BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE BECAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A RICH GIRL.
WTF MAN.
MORE AND MORE PEOPLE LEAVE ME SPEECHLESS EVERYDAY.
i couldn't help but walk away and tell everyone around me what that guy said.
and now i'm telling what i was hoping to be the rest of the world.
people are getting stranger everyday.
wouldn't you agree?
8 comments:
excellent pick up line.
Hira, are you serious ?
haha the most brilliant line i believe. i bet you would of showed him your wallet hakeem! hahaha :D
and yeah i'm serious! its the most shocking thing i've ever heard in my life and i don't think it could get worse (on first encounters that is). haha. yeah i think he did eat that shiq..because his breath sort of smelt like it..ha.
Im not sure what the world have become
yeah, i show him my wallet he'll be the one to walk away. kosong. haha.
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haha the world is the biggest mystery because of its inhabitants.
I couldn't agree more :)
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